Friday, September 11, 2009

I Own

I want the plant in my balcony to have pink leaves. No matter what I try, they always come out green. I've tried telling it several times to grow pink leaves; I've torn off all the green ones, sprayed the plant with potassium solution, cut off sunlight for weeks as punishment and even sat by it for days while it churns out a new leaf. It does. Green.

Silly plant! Why wouldn't it give me pink leaves? I own the damn plant!

I don't let go. The plant is mine. I want pink leaves, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Give me pink leaves. NOW!

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